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[porphyry]

I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

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[malkhos.livejournal.com]

Damn it, I'm not Shakespeare.

"So, that's like, the author of Lolita, right?" I ask Malkhos.

"You don't know?" he asks, incredulous.

"I forget," I say. "It's the Keatsian concept of the author always being secondary to the text."

But at least Lolita is one of Malkhos's favorite novels and films, so I guess he won't kick me out yet, even if I'm not Shakespeare like he is.

[clodia-metelli.livejournal.com]

It could be worse! C.S. Lewis writes like Dan Brown.

[malkhos.livejournal.com]

Yikes!

[med_cat]

Haha, you got Nabokov and Shakespeare...pretty impressive! :)

[benicek.livejournal.com]

I decided to trick this thing, so I pasted in most of Hamlet's soliloquy and analysed it. The result? James Fenimore Cooper.

[malkhos.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me! What a crappy analysis-thingy!

[benicek.livejournal.com]

It just randomly generates an author's name.

[majolika.livejournal.com]

It identified correctly Lewis Carroll and HP Lovecraft.

[helima.livejournal.com]

Ha!Ha!
I apparently write like both Kurt Vonnegut and Stephen King.

[majolika.livejournal.com]

I write like Lovecraft, whatever I give them. That's slightly disconcerting.

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

I´d say, it´s sort of a compliment, all considered...

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

I wri/ote like at least: all of these: http://karinmollberg.livejournal.com/49660.html
...what can you do?