Monosandalism

[porphyry]

When Andrew goes out now, he naturally wears just a single sandal. He can't be the only person in this siutation. They ought to make a special line of sandals for single feet. They could be decorated with motifs relating to the career of Jason: The Argo passing through the symplagades, Jason sowing the dragon's teeth, the dragon-born flight of Medea to Athens, etc. Far more exciting stuff than Spiderman.

Comments

[malkhos.livejournal.com]

You know, his situation is temporary. Do you honestly think I, the miser, would spend the money on one sandal for a few weeks' worth of monosandalism? Even if it had Jason sowing a dragon's tooth, I doubt you could convince me to buy such a thing.

[himmapaan.livejournal.com]

If only you would put such an enterprise into production. I might have helped with the designs, perhaps...

[malkhos.livejournal.com]

And if only I could break into song about it, with the support of a mysterious chorus that happens along a la Gilbert and Sullivan...

[malkhos.livejournal.com]

You're encouraging his lunacy! Stop it! Stop it! :)

[himmapaan.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!