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Today I got dinner at a little indpendent grocer near here.

When I pulled into my parking spot, I noticed a huge hulking figure shambling toward the van next to me. It was a woman about 30 years old, approaching 300 pounds. Depsite the heat, she wore a vest with the colors of a motorcycle gang. It also bore patches specifying her title and rank within the orgnaization: 'Secretary' and 'Bitch'. I soon saw that she was returning to the van to check on her daughters whom she had left inside, about 5 and 7 years old. It occured to me ask her whether she proud that her daughters could see she was a 'Road Rebel Bitch,' but somehow I did not, a decision with which Mrs. Malkhos later concurred.

Date: 2007-07-15 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benicek.livejournal.com
I wonder how big you can get before it becomes physically impossible to ride a two-wheeled motorbike.

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