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porphyryLines that ought to be heard during PBS children’s programming:
Dragon Tales:
“Quetzl will help us!”
“Yes, once we appease his lust for human sacrifice!”
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“But Wendy—You’re a virgin! Its my job to eat you!”
Big, Big, World
“Oh, it’s a jaguar!”
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“Look! The Fernis Wolf his lifting his leg on the base of Yagsdril the world tree!”
Clifford the Big Red Dog
“Oh my God!...Cleo’s in heat…and Clifford… Oh my God!”
Host Segment:
“I have an MFA: of course I ought to be a rock star!”
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“OK kids, lets ask Hooper what his favorite dinosaur is—we have to keep him distracted until the exterminator gets here.”
Dragon Tales:
“Quetzl will help us!”
“Yes, once we appease his lust for human sacrifice!”
____________
“But Wendy—You’re a virgin! Its my job to eat you!”
Big, Big, World
“Oh, it’s a jaguar!”
_____________
“Look! The Fernis Wolf his lifting his leg on the base of Yagsdril the world tree!”
Clifford the Big Red Dog
“Oh my God!...Cleo’s in heat…and Clifford… Oh my God!”
Host Segment:
“I have an MFA: of course I ought to be a rock star!”
_______________
“OK kids, lets ask Hooper what his favorite dinosaur is—we have to keep him distracted until the exterminator gets here.”
