Pyramids at Wikipedia
Jul. 20th, 2007 01:29 amIt is after 1:30 and I should go to be though I am in no way tired.
In connection with my lucubrating over some encyclopedia articles I am writing I happened to look at the Wikipedia article on the Giza pyramids and noticed it had a section of that nonsense posted all over television and the web suggesting that the site is 8000 years older than it is and the three pyramids are meant to correspond in some ways to the stars in Orion’s belt—complete gibberish I won’t go into here. So I looked at the discussion page to see what was said about it, and indeed there was a history of the section being deleted and re-added (I was tempted to delete it myself).
But that Orion nonsense is nothing compared to what I found in the discussion.
A certain Ian Chattan wrote in support of the Orion theory, but he did not stop there. Oh no. He knows why the relative position of the three pyramids is not precisely the same as that of the three stars. It is because the Earth’s view of the stars changed after it was hit by the planet Mars sometime after 12,000 years ago. This impact created all fossil fuels on earth (don’t ask me how), as well as the geology otherwise assigned to the cretaceous. The dinosaurs came from Mars at that time, among them Godzilla (someone asked him if he was trying to be funny and he took offense).
But what I, as a philologist, really love, are his etymologies. Australia is actually an upside down piece of Mars’ planetary crust stuck onto the earth. How does he know? Because the word marsupial contains the roots ‘Mars up.’ But read him in his own words:
There might be a clue with reference to Marsupials or Mars up ials. Similarly it could refer to Mars soup as with Duck soup meaning we all end up with nothing (a duck being a cricket score of zero, being bowled out first ball. The red cricket ball representing the Sun.) and have to 'duck' when Mars nearly collides with us a *second* time (second coming) as it might have done last October.
Egyptology: The duck symbol is said to represent 'the truth'. Hnece the French newspaper 'Le Canard Enchaînée.', literally 'The truth in chains.' (Canard being the French word for duck.)
This is scintillating. And he goes on.
It will come as no surprise that this collision caused the Noahide flood. But he again proves this through etymology:
This also produced the 'deluge' after which there was precious little, if anything, left which led to the coining of 'no' prefixes such as no-ah, no-el, no-thing.
The - *geological* - evidence is all around you and plain for all to see.
And the value of this gem can’t be overestimated:
Remember that i[t] is a Necropolis and that the word Necropolis refers to Necromancy.
In connection with my lucubrating over some encyclopedia articles I am writing I happened to look at the Wikipedia article on the Giza pyramids and noticed it had a section of that nonsense posted all over television and the web suggesting that the site is 8000 years older than it is and the three pyramids are meant to correspond in some ways to the stars in Orion’s belt—complete gibberish I won’t go into here. So I looked at the discussion page to see what was said about it, and indeed there was a history of the section being deleted and re-added (I was tempted to delete it myself).
But that Orion nonsense is nothing compared to what I found in the discussion.
A certain Ian Chattan wrote in support of the Orion theory, but he did not stop there. Oh no. He knows why the relative position of the three pyramids is not precisely the same as that of the three stars. It is because the Earth’s view of the stars changed after it was hit by the planet Mars sometime after 12,000 years ago. This impact created all fossil fuels on earth (don’t ask me how), as well as the geology otherwise assigned to the cretaceous. The dinosaurs came from Mars at that time, among them Godzilla (someone asked him if he was trying to be funny and he took offense).
But what I, as a philologist, really love, are his etymologies. Australia is actually an upside down piece of Mars’ planetary crust stuck onto the earth. How does he know? Because the word marsupial contains the roots ‘Mars up.’ But read him in his own words:
There might be a clue with reference to Marsupials or Mars up ials. Similarly it could refer to Mars soup as with Duck soup meaning we all end up with nothing (a duck being a cricket score of zero, being bowled out first ball. The red cricket ball representing the Sun.) and have to 'duck' when Mars nearly collides with us a *second* time (second coming) as it might have done last October.
Egyptology: The duck symbol is said to represent 'the truth'. Hnece the French newspaper 'Le Canard Enchaînée.', literally 'The truth in chains.' (Canard being the French word for duck.)
This is scintillating. And he goes on.
It will come as no surprise that this collision caused the Noahide flood. But he again proves this through etymology:
This also produced the 'deluge' after which there was precious little, if anything, left which led to the coining of 'no' prefixes such as no-ah, no-el, no-thing.
The - *geological* - evidence is all around you and plain for all to see.
And the value of this gem can’t be overestimated:
Remember that i[t] is a Necropolis and that the word Necropolis refers to Necromancy.