Strange Car Conversation
The other morning, we were all in the car together on our ways to school and work. The children were good-naturedly bickering in the back seat, but I, sensing the potential for the situation to escalate, intervened by using the sympathy appeal.
Me: Come on, you two. Settle down. You'll scare Flipper.
Andrew (without hesitation): I will scare Flipper until he hides in the bottom corner of your uterus!
Madeline: What's a uterus?
Malkhos: It's an upside-down Greek vase that Flipper is living in right now.
Me: Come on, you two. Settle down. You'll scare Flipper.
Andrew (without hesitation): I will scare Flipper until he hides in the bottom corner of your uterus!
Madeline: What's a uterus?
Malkhos: It's an upside-down Greek vase that Flipper is living in right now.
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Unfortunately West and Burkert thinks Gello (probably the coldness of death) originated in the same way from Akkadian Gallu--Unfortunately the Gallu was an apotropaic figure completely unrelated to the child-killing mythology, so I find it extremely improbable.
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